Welcome to US-Air Training 101. My name is Ms. Fingerlin and I'll be you're teacher this semester. This is a two week class and if you live long enough to graduate you may apply for a job. This is a crash course in aerobatics. Our goal is to give our 
passengers a thrilling experience. The good part about this class is that we are using an untested auto pilot that will (hopefully) allow you to go back to see the in-flight movie if you get bored. If you crash you'd think we could not grade you but we 
have thought of that too. We will grade (if crashed) by the size of the fire. With us the sky's the limit (but you end up with your head in the clouds, your body in orbit, and your feet on the ground)!