THE (WOULD-BE) READER'S GUIDE TO THE SLOSH Some terms and such to make The Slosh makes slightly more sense, or at least to allow the reader to associate certain phrases with specific goings- on. Main players: Dr Emu, Aaron S, AFS One of the guys who wrote much of it Wendy Enright, WME, TBTTEHTM His (now ex-) fiance TLL, Tzi, Tzigane His current SO (much nicer) Steve Dick, SVD, the Dickmeister Another one of them (the guys who also Ymos TU and Shaggythoth wrote it) Mary, Lady Marian Someone he slept with for a while (Steve -- not us) Quam, JJF, Jeff Another who won't admit to it (writing not doing Mary) Other folks: Minh Nguyen Wrote the Quarter Project with me Trinh Luu Someone he & I knew Debbie Avila Someone we went to school with Mr. D A math teacher at Tokay Nikki D The object of his lust Gyermek Art instructor / Delta (see below) Buckley, Wright Electronics instructors / Delta Curtis Math prof / Delta Lech Walesa How'd he get in here? Carl Sagan Noted astronomer (Jane K) Dominik English prof / Delta Lawsen Lew Disturbed Chinese guy Bill Shatner Must die! Herr Zeller Religion prof / Delta Enos Emu's fifth grade teacher Laughlin Philosphy prick (er, prof) / Delta Miller Manager of Lodi RadioShack Chris "Fletch" Fluetsch A guy we know who gue st-writes Gweevb, Matthew "HiHo" Silber A guy I haven't seen in a long time Penny Farmer YA fake redhead Lucky Lucy Sold us grodo AMS (AMC) Someone who was too Catholic to go out with me Gottfrey Instructor at Tokay Vogler " Cxyll Potash Jason P in OK-NM-AZ J Oliver Physics asshole professor / Delta Objects: Twinkie Hostess Wowball A bouncing ball CompuPro One of Emu's computers Panasonic One of Emu's printers HP LaserJet Another of Emu's printers Grodo LadyLee (tm) generic Cola Musings on a 3x5 card Like the Slosh only different Spoor Heroes Bad fiction Lash Hotflash Bad fiction Trash anything aargh Noodle NOODLE!!!! Burger Noise, like Rampageman Kim Cattrall Not a person, like Kim Basinger Places: Tokay High School Lodi, CA Shima, Cunningham, Locke, Danner San Joaquin Delta College, Stockton, CA, where many of us went Bands: BEF/H17 British Electric Foundation (Heaven 17) SSS Sigue Sigue Sputnik Carol Decker T'Pau Terri Nunn Berlin AFOS A Flock of Seagulls Dev-o Sex Pistols Great Kat Samantha Fox B-52's